My name is Ike and I live in South Park Colorado, which is a hideous blight on the surface of the earth. I like reading, science, computers, NPR, and hockey. ((This is a roleplay journal! For roleplayingz))
((goodnight sweet princes))
ok dudes as much of a bummer as it is
I’m bowing out due to other stuff sucking up my time and lack of inspiration/creative energy.
it was a good run and I love all of you 5eva
(that’s one more than 4eva)
and maybe we’ll meet again back in the future
just assume ike, kevin, kenny are all chilling around SP; no big trips to california for those losers
or whatever, it’s all good
Well I remember and it’s not true, you went straight to kindergarten as an advanced placement thing.
Well hopefully now the Anon can rest easy at night knowing the truth.
Hey :(
It’s important to recognize one’s limitations
Anonymous asked: How's it like to be the most socially awkward person in South Park?
In all seriousness, was this supposed to go to my cousin?
Anonymous asked: You'll never get a girlfriend because you're married to science!
Which unfortunately is only recognized as legal in Canada and several Scandinavian countries
Anonymous asked: Is it true your parents put you in special ed first because they thought you were retarded?
1) I don’t know why you think I would actually remember this, being three at the time
2) I could point out the probable causes in relation to initially poor language usage and overall uneven development of skill sets but instead I’m going to suggest you fuck off since you obviously have no idea what you’re talking about.
The day this is my actual homework as opposed to a stopgap measure to stave off brain atrophy will be a good one.
Go on Anonymous and tell me one thing you’ve been too scared to tell me, but have always wanted to say.
(via akavampir)
(submitted by deriso, thanks!)
as your friend
i not only think you wear odd tinfoil hats
i know you do
so don’t lie ike
That hat his obviously made out of some kind of alluminum alloy.
Not tinfoil
(submitted by deriso, thanks!)
